January 2011
December 2010
i'm spooning with my cat
so cute awwww. ok
oh our coffee maker’s in the bathroom sink eheh
we're redoing our kitchen so everything's all...
it looks like we’re hoarders
whoresandsmores asked: Nobody has to know about us, we'll keep it on the download.
whoresandsmores asked: Nobody has to know about us, we'll keep it on the download.
i've been watching videos of vocal cords
now i would like to throw up :)
whoresandsmores asked: I hack you in my dreams, baby.
whoresandsmores asked: I hack you in my dreams, baby.
what is sleep
mysterysongs:
whoresandsmores asked: Are you leaking lubricant or are you just happy to see me?
whoresandsmores asked: Are you leaking lubricant or are you just happy to see me?
whoresandsmores asked: So I hear you're backwards compatible?
whoresandsmores asked: I can convert this floppy disk into a hard drive faster than you can say 010100101011010001010100110101010
whoresandsmores asked: So I hear you're backwards compatible?
whoresandsmores asked: I can convert this floppy disk into a hard drive faster than you can say 010100101011010001010100110101010
theprincedouche:
If I ever do have a kid, I would prefer a boy.
And I just realized what I could say in the delivery room if this does not happen.
I will sit up in bed and stare down the doctor until they step closer.
And I will curl my hand around their collar and pull them even nearer,
Then I’ll look them dead in the eyes and whisper,
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
i walked into the bathroom and my mom was asleep...
