February 2012
My photoshop skills
brandnewswastikas:
I have that disease where every time I ejaculate I hear “Ocean Avenue” by Yellowcard really loudly and the doctor said that he found a way to cure me but I don’t really think I want him to.
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dreadpiratezoe:
if blaine gets into a car accident i will cry
if cooper gets into a car accident i will cry
if kurt gets into a car accident i will cry
if mike chang gets into a car accident i will cry
if car accident
i
will
cry
heathyr:
I would like to punch every “1000 NOTES” blog and every one remotely similar to it in the face
with a wrench
that has nails welded to the end of it
and is on fire
“Someone asked me for my autograph. And I was so, like, “Wait what? You want my...”
– Chris Colfer, Glee Biography: Don’t Stop Believing (via kurtcoblainechel)
Sebastian: Kurt just tweeted that I smell like craigslist
Kurt: I won't stop until it's trending
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i’m glad i see every text post with 10k+ notes reposted on facebook
also i’m glad they’re the stupid ones
HILARIOUS.
strawberryn3ko:
Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red My garden is on fire
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clavid:
my laptop does things a man could never do for me
Chris Colfer/Kurt Hummel’s “Shut up!”
riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year
