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Disclaimer: 1,000 words of overly serious, ridiculous headcanon nonsense.
Glee, as a rule, tends to highlight how unique and individual every member of New Directions is, particularly by putting them against rival groups of mindless clones headed by a Charismatic Leader of sorts. First it was Sue and Quinn leading the cheerios, with their uniforms and perfect ponytails. Then it was Jesse St James leading Vocal Adrenaline, which I think were actually referred to as soulless automatons at one point. Now, if only because the writers are creatures of habit, the Warblers and Sebastian are filling this roll.
- Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
- Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
- Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
- Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
- Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
- Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
- Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
- Asexuals: lol nope
(Source: rachelfabgay)
Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload this at all so here Youtube, take it. I swear to god if its blocked in some countries, cities will fall adhfsgfhjkhjhgdfgshf. I basically got this idea after I saw a post on Tumblr about nobody making a Holmestuck flash so I thought ‘Yeah okay lets do this’.
I’m not going to lie, it was actually a lot of fun doing it. Usually I quit things halfway through but I really wanted to finish this and so I did.
Mother of god.
holy CRAP
